给未来的那位X先生的信。
亲爱的X先生,
你好啊~我是你未来的太太Ms. Deer,我突发奇想给你写信,background是我去找算命先生「算姻缘」!以下,如果算命先生说的是对的,那么亲爱的X先生,你就是我用100RMB买回来的哟
对了,请习惯我这个假ABC中夹英地讲话,毕竟我现实生活中百分之九十的时间都没有讲/写中文。I love English literature n I was so into western culture when I was child, so pls, be an English speaker.
据说,你是一个很会赚钱,长相帅气,身体健康,出生在我出生地西南或西北(反正就是隔得很远)的地方;西南有点悬,毕竟我的出生地西南方向过去就是泰王国了 你应该会比我大一点,但不会超过6岁?!作为一个91年的小阿姨,那么我希望你是一个尚且清新的cool蜀黍~ 算命先生说你身高大概在1.7m到1.76之间lol, 亲爱的,我对身高真的没有要求诶;如果你要我长腿高挑,那么我有10cm的Jimmy choo; 不然,我就是一个娇小可爱的女孩子。然后,据说你会从事食品/房地产?算命先生说:你负责赚钱养家,我负责貌美如花;哈哈!整个对谈,我最喜欢这一句了。最后,他说你内心仁慈,只是性格执拗,叫我不要管你太多~ 喵~
也就只有我那么傻才会相信吧,这个世界上符合上述要求的男生那么多。可信度大概只有100RMB?可是至少我知道,这个世界上还有一个你在找我,我很难受,几乎要放弃了呢。所以,我的齐天大圣麻烦快点骑着五彩祥云来接你的紫霞仙子吧!
以下是我对算命先生的话个人的interpretation:
-“你很会赚钱” 那么我希望你在做着让你快乐而有成就感的工作,我并不需要你非常富足,但如果赚钱是你兴趣所在,那么我会全力支持你;你的太太是个医学博士,她将有她的事业和她的追求,并不需要在经济上依赖你,并且,如果你需要,你那聪慧的太太会希望成为你的左膀右臂(如果不需要她只好拿着你的AE卡吃喝玩乐买口红买包包了~哈哈哈)
-“你长相帅气” 作为一个被爱与美主导的libra,其实我更希望你身上散发满满的hormone味道;我觉得你不一定要多好看,I want u to be charming, hey come to seduce me with yr suits n sexy underwear; And as a beauty, I promise I won’t definitely turn u off!
-至于身高,出生地,从事行业 to be honest I don’t have any preference. Just 3 conditions:English speaker, Chinese culture backgrounds, and well educated 这三个条件不接受反驳,无妥协可能! what’s more, I hope you r a funny guy, love delicate food, love art, love fine wine, love sports, with good sense of humor, u enjoy all the beautiful moments of the life.
About me:
-91.Libra. GP. PhD in medicine(Cancer research)
-From the city where Duras passed her childhood. Raised in Guangzhou, live in Paris.
Not sure where to live after it’s up to u :)
-English, Mandarin, Cantonese, French speaker. Nearly Native speaker for all above.
-Bouddhiste.
-Love reading (Austin, M.Duras, George Sand, Maugham, Schopenhauer...), love Bach.
-No sugar diet. Danser. Love outdoor sports.
-Love travel, meeting delicate food, fine wine & funny people. And I hate luxury stuff.
-I m a very soft, gentle, nice person.
-I do medicine cos I value Mercy & empathy n l love biological sciences, it’s some kind of sophisticated art for me.
-I can’t promise I will be a good wife n do everything as u wish cos I m a pretty independent girl but I trust there can be a compromise between us.
-It seems I care too much about details and it would make u feel uncomfortable, but dear pls pardon me because I just can’t bear u go out with unsuitable cloth / bizarre smell or anything
-you will be my little boy, so u don’t need to always be strong; you will be my husband, even if I cry at you for some ridiculous reasons I will never lost my patience n gentleness for you; you will be my hero, I will tell u everyday thank you for being present n we appreciate enormously what u do.
-I will kiss u everyday n ask u to kiss me back, I won’t let boring flat life to take away our passion, u will be my forever lover before being the husband.
End. I ve been waiting for u for a very longtime, it’s tough but I m not gonna leave with anyone before u arrive. So, gentleman, pls come to pick me up soon.
Ps:I prefer not to upload too many pic cos I want u love who I am before loving how I look (unfortunately it’s mandatory for this app) but no worries, gentleman, I m not ugly.
Cheers.
Yr dear Ms.Deer
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